December 2011
friend: mulan isnt even a princess
me: dishonor
dishonor on you
dishonor on your whole family
DISHONOR ON YOUR COW
Teacher : What comes after 69?
Student : Mouthwash.
Teacher : Get out.
radiobread2:
things i want in life:
to lose weight
to get a social life
to be in a relationship
what i do about it:
eat lots of food
sit inside alone on computer
sleep
Other People: is it christmas yet?
Whovians: is it the christmas special day yet?
Sherlockians: is it new year's day yet?
Supernatural Fandom: is it january 6th yet?
The Hunger Games Fandom: is it march 23rd yet?
The Hobbit Fandom: is it next december yet?
TSN Fandom: has the pain stopped yet?
Primeval Fandom: is there any news yet?
Divergent and Mortal Instrument Fandom: Is there any news yet?
Castle Fandom: is it the 9th of January yet?
Harry Potter fandom: I am dead inside.
aweepingangel:
sometimes humans cry because they are happy
sometimes humans cry because doctor who
a character in Doctor Who: Doctor Who?
me: ohhhhhHHHHHAHHAH YOU DID THE THING
THEY
THEY DID THAT THING WHERE THE NAME
HA
OHGOD
why i'm single:
skyl3r:
i have the sex appeal of a carrot
i’m awkward
i like tumblr more than humans
i’m boring
i’m married to food
i’m ugly
i’m easy to forget
what people say teenage years involve:
partying
sneaking out
getting drunk
what mine involved:
eating
sleeping
internet
crying
me: and my friend was like-
friend: what friend
me:
friend:
me:
friend:
me:
friend:
me: I DIDN'T MEET THEM ONLINE WE USED TO GO TO KINDERGARTEN TOGETHER AND THEN THEY MOVED TO ANTARCTICA FACEBOOK RECONNECTED US I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT THE INTERNET IS
All I want for Christmas is...
hollyjhoninthetardis:
No one talk to me in an hour, the days 24 and December 25 and
January 1 (hour and a half)
