friend: mulan isnt even a princess
dishonor on you
dishonor on your whole family
DISHONOR ON YOUR COW
Teacher : What comes after 69?
Student : Mouthwash.
Teacher : Get out.
radiobread2: things i want in life: to lose weight to get a social life to be in a relationship what i do about it: eat lots of food sit inside alone on computer sleep
Other People: is it christmas yet?
Whovians: is it the christmas special day yet?
Sherlockians: is it new year's day yet?
Supernatural Fandom: is it january 6th yet?
The Hunger Games Fandom: is it march 23rd yet?
The Hobbit Fandom: is it next december yet?
TSN Fandom: has the pain stopped yet?
Primeval Fandom: is there any news yet?
Divergent and Mortal Instrument Fandom: Is there any news yet?
Castle Fandom: is it the 9th of January yet?
Harry Potter fandom: I am dead inside.
aweepingangel: sometimes humans cry because they are happy sometimes humans cry because doctor who
a character in Doctor Who: Doctor Who?
me: ohhhhhHHHHHAHHAH YOU DID THE THING
THEY DID THAT THING WHERE THE NAME
why i'm single:
skyl3r: i have the sex appeal of a carrot i’m awkward i like tumblr more than humans i’m boring i’m married to food i’m ugly i’m easy to forget
what people say teenage years involve: partying sneaking out getting drunk what mine involved: eating sleeping internet crying
me: and my friend was like-
friend: what friend
me: I DIDN'T MEET THEM ONLINE WE USED TO GO TO KINDERGARTEN TOGETHER AND THEN THEY MOVED TO ANTARCTICA FACEBOOK RECONNECTED US I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT THE INTERNET IS
All I want for Christmas is...
hollyjhoninthetardis: No one talk to me in an hour, the days 24 and December 25 and January 1 (hour and a half)