my thoughts during school
me: i wonder when my teacher lost their virginity
me: what if a man with a gun walked in right now
me: whens lunch
me: the fuck is this
me: why are you here
me: can i kill all of you with one bullet
me: what if i locked all the girls in the locker room and made them fight to the death like the hunger games
me: what if i stood up on the desk and ripped off my pants
me: dont touch me i have more followers than you
a haiku about making pasta
la-peque: god fucking dammit does it really take that long for water to boil
pelvicthrustration asked: OPEN YOUR SUBMIT I HAVE A PICTURE TO SHOW YOU
i assume everyone hates me until they actually tell me that they like/love me and then i still think they hate me
friend one: the pretty one.
friend two: the cute one.
friend three: the flirty one.
friend four: the popular one.
me: the awkward, kinda funny one.
dekutree: OH MY GOD
mom: i don't understand what you do on the internet all the time
me: yeah neither do i
I would care if the person I reblogged this from...
cakinator: I will reblog this from anyone. My ask is always open
“There have been about 514 Leap Years since Caesar...
What Month Were You Born In, Sherlock Fans?
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junecoast: i do anything in my power to avoid wearing pants
Guys. Imagine what would happen if Suzanne...
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It All Comes Full Circle
Mom: LET'S GO I'M READY
: 10 minutes go by
Mom: are you ready yet?????
Me: I've been standing at the door waiting for you for 10 minutes
Mom: Ok I just have to pee and change clothes and water the plants and feed the dogs and cook dinner and swim the english channel
wake up: exhausted
12 am: exhausted
3 pm: fucking exhausted
5 pm: really fucking exhausted
7 pm: about to pass out
bed time: the energy of 5 million condensed suns
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