March 2012
captaintimber:
...
my thoughts during school
me: why
me: i wonder when my teacher lost their virginity
me: what if a man with a gun walked in right now
me: whens lunch
me: the fuck is this
me: why are you here
me: can i kill all of you with one bullet
me: what if i locked all the girls in the locker room and made them fight to the death like the hunger games
me: what if i stood up on the desk and ripped off my pants
me: dont touch me i have more followers than you
me: ugh
a haiku about making pasta
la-peque:
god fucking dammit does it really take that long for water to boil
1 tag
pelvicthrustration asked: OPEN YOUR SUBMIT I HAVE A PICTURE TO SHOW YOU
1 tag
1 tag
1 tag
i assume everyone hates me until they actually tell me that they like/love me and then i still think they hate me
1 tag
friend one: the pretty one.
friend two: the cute one.
friend three: the flirty one.
friend four: the popular one.
me: the awkward, kinda funny one.
1 tag
1 tag
1 tag
Watchdekutree:
OH MY GOD
mom: i don't understand what you do on the internet all the time
me: yeah neither do i
I would care if the person I reblogged this from...
cakinator:
I will reblog this from anyone.
My ask is always open
“There have been about 514 Leap Years since Caesar...
aurorinthetardis:
What Month Were You Born In, Sherlock Fans?
m3phi:
sherlockseesthrougheverything:
jokerchenisdifferent:
pocketmartin:
angel-darkstorm-is-sher-locked:
shantasies:
gingabishoujo:
teafortrouble:
a-study-in-rose:
constantlycomic:
Jamuary
Sebruary
Moriarch
Aprilson
Maycroft
Jawne
Jimly
Lestraugust
Hooptember
Sherloctober
Novadler
Hudcember
I was born in Jawne!
Lestraugust!
Jimly, bitches!
Aprilson!
...
junecoast:
i do anything in my power to avoid wearing pants
Guys. Imagine what would happen if Suzanne...
ihavebeensherlocked:
sam-is-a-starkid:
thatgirlwhoranwiththedoctor:
There wouldn’t be enough GIFs on Tumblr to express all our feelings.
The book would have amazing characters, plot lines, dialogue, the works.
But it would end in the mother of all cliffhangers and the best characters dying.
And then Joss Whedon would direct the movie and make it all infinitely worse.
It All Comes Full Circle
cosmostrekker:
anglophile-rin:
Mom: LET'S GO I'M READY
: 10 minutes go by
Mom: are you ready yet?????
Me: I've been standing at the door waiting for you for 10 minutes
Mom: Ok I just have to pee and change clothes and water the plants and feed the dogs and cook dinner and swim the english channel
wake up: exhausted
12 am: exhausted
3 pm: fucking exhausted
5 pm: really fucking exhausted
7 pm: about to pass out
bed time: the energy of 5 million condensed suns
consultingcumberbitch:
fuchsimeon:
...