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“What an astonishing thing a book is. It’s a flat object made from a tree with...”
– CARL SAGAN (via Advice to Writers)
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Reblog this if you started worrying about your...
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Keara is just fantastic and perfect
I am about to pass out because it is 3 am and that is what just crossed my mind so I must live blog my falling asleep experience
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Phil: You know who my perfect girl is?
Dan: Who?
Phil: Your mum.
Dan: *hits Phil*
Phil: How did you not see that coming?
Dan: Well I don't know, some people don't see some things coming, like your mum didn't last night. ZING
Phil:
Dan:
Phil: I'm going to fill your bed with bees.
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Who the heck let me on Omegle
I’ve been trolling horny teenage boys for the past hour. It is freaking hilarious
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prompt: Avengelock - YOUR PRECIOUS BOYFRIEND
uncreativeart: I’m not even sorry.
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Tim Burton should just make a movie called ‘Johnny Depp’. plot twist: Johnny Depp is played by Helena Bonham Carter
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assstiel: assstiel: You know what else is really supernatural on this show? Sam getting wifi connection everywhere they go. he’s so tall he must have his own satellite
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You whore stop making all teary and crap
kearamaybe: velociraptorarms: Crying is for weenies Only not really at all I just have feeeeeeeeeeelllings I can’t handle very well #Why are you such a perfect human being? because jESUS Bad Keara! Don’t make me laugh that loudly at 1:30 in the morning XD
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You whore stop making all teary and crap
Crying is for weenies Only not really at all I just have feeeeeeeeeeelllings I can’t handle very well
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somnophiliacprince started following you   Holy monkey balls! A wild follower appears! *peaks out from behind couch* What am I supposed to do? No sudden movements or I might scare it away. 
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Why would you even be afraid of zombies even if...
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I’m sorry. Maybe I’m alone in this, but I think the worst moment is when you literally cannot do enough for someone. And you have to sit there giving moral support while they have something really hard in their life.  Maybe you’re gone through really hard things, and you’re okay with that. Such is life. But once it’s someone else you just turn to the universe...
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thorhead: can you imagine ancient egyptian spelling bees though “spell mummified” “eye fish eye eye bird squiggle bird cat circle” “are you high”
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My Dad: If Tim Burton directed The Hunger Games he would cast Johnny Depp as Katniss.
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