OH MY GOSH WHAT THE ACTUAL CRAP I CANNOT
APPARENTLY WHILE I WAS SLEEPING LAST NIGHT OUR TOWN GOT THE SIGNAL TO FREAKING EVACUATE FROM THE FIRES AND MY MOM AND DAY GOT UP AND WERE PACKING STUFF UP AND THEY FREAKING JUST LET ME SLEEP. IF THEY HADN’T GOT THE ALL CLEAR TO JUST GO BACK TO NORMAL LIFE I PROBABLY WOULD’VE DIED.
rinnysega: pizzaforpresident: ponett: please look at this Craigslist post oh my fucking god I want to meet whoever made that ad
You must be an angel,
owlalert: doctorwho: mcgoats: papercranes-paperplanes: barthvader: because i haven’t blinked since i saw your face. most flawless pickup line ever I think this line would scare and flatter me at the same time.
worb: to stop kids from doing drugs they should just give the drugs less cool names if ecstasy was called “moist curdle” i can assure you that nobody would be interested in trying it
Dean: What do you want me to do, Sam? Sit around writing sad poetry about how I'm going to die?
Dean: Here, I got one What rhymes with "Shut up, Sammy"?
when my followers message me: I'm sorry if this is creepy and we haven't talked before, but I think you're awesome! god this is weird I'm sorry.
when I message them back: SCREAMS AND CRIES INTO YOUR SHIRT GOD BLESS YOUR SOUL I HOPE YOU FIND $20 ON THE GROUND
❒ Single ❒ Taken ✔ I don’t want to get married. I...
Anonymous asked: what is that spn link to???? i'm scared to click omg
Just click it. →
howtopickupafangirl: What the fuck Why… just why?
friend: Are you crying?
me: No, I'm fangirling. There's a difference.
oscarstardis: What if post-Reichenbach John grows a moustache. And then one night he wakes up and Sherlock is shaving it off his face and that’s how he finds out Sherlock’s not dead.
loki-cat: keelychu: i like Moriarty because HE STARTS YELLING MID SENTENCE LIKE PEOPLE ON TUMBLR what are you talking about thAT”S WHAT PEOPLE DO!
ireallylikegaryoldman: I just want all of my Tumblr friends to split the rent on a mansion and live in separate bedrooms where we can all have individual introverted privacy but also eat and watch shows together like all the time and just all be perfect roommates It’d make dying alone with cats less boring
Me: this summer is gonna be great!
Me: parties and crazy teenage stuff!
Me: gonna yolo all over the place
Me: summer romance time!
Me: it's gonna be Project X every night!
Me: SUMMER LOVIN'
Me: Jesus take the wheel, it's gonna be so fun!
Me: *stays at home on tumblr reblogging pictures of sloths and eating Doritos*
Doctor: Are you sexually active?
Me: Laughs hysterically, makes pterodactyl noise, transforms into a potato and rolls out the door and away into the sunset
taeomi: if i post things that you don’t like and you still follow me i hope you find $20 on the ground today
Sometimes I wonder how many people are theatre...
everdeen13: Reblog if you enjoy theatre. Any musical. Any straight play. If there is a single one you like, reblog.
thumbsinthefridge: bbcsherlockftw: #the...
Listening to the LotR track because apparently I...
Someone should Draw Spider Lin and IrohMan
rachaelmakesshirts: jmoosalecki: That’s all I want They are the Abenders.
jkfldjsklgjsaklewikl freaking sTOP watching LotR...
buttsmith: my last words will be “fuck why am I not regenerating”
forgetaboutnormal started following you also setsailfornarnia fjfjdksal;jkdflas I love you. Welcome to the adventure that is my blog.
why wear pants when you can just not wear pants
me: wtf what tab is that coming from
tomyhusband: Bring home the bacon. Literally. I love bacon. That shit is delicious.
brinydeep: homophobes think that they’re taking a stand against gay people by not eating oreos but who’s really missing out here
theboysinmotion: buttpug: rearrange this sentence yourself kill kill this sentence rearrange yourself