August 2012
5 tags
every skrillex song at once
THIS IS WHAT THEY...
weatherly-sexual:
pretty sure the people of tumblr take their ships more seriously than the Navy
facebook: you haven't posted for 4 months? good we didn't like you anyways.
tumblr: you haven't posted for an hour? are you dead? hello? where are you?
mothink:
A little bit of Rogers in my life A little bit of Iron Man by my side A little bit of Tasha is all I need A little bit of Thor is what I see A little bit of Bruce in the sun A little bit of Hawkeye all night long A little bit of Loki here I am A little bit of you makes me your man
You can be body-positive and still have preferences. You can be a feminist and still love men. You can be sex-positive without being interested in casual sex. People seem to forget that the core principle of all of these is as simple as not being an asshole.
“I met my wife at a Star Trek convention. She was study abroad from France and...”
– Hear more tales of nerdery in this week’s Pwn Up! (via dorkly)
does anyone else pay attention to the breath intakes in a song
1 tag
consistent-change started following you
How Tim Burton Movies Come About...
tim burton: hey guys i had an idea-
producers: oh god not again
tim burton: so we have some undead people
tim burton: who are creepy and shit
tim burton: and helena you know my wife helena she's in it of course
tim burton: and we call up johnny you know johnny depp to be in it
tim burton: what do you think?
producers: fuck it, you've been right the last 10 times, go ahead.
heysammy:
vampirecastiel:
hinoneko:
listen-here-once-lut:
what are supernatural fans called
emotionally destroyed
masochists
poor, unfortunate souls
3 tags
madeagoestohell:
youd think a website called collegehumor would be aimed more towards college students and less towards middle school boys yet here we are
What is the difference exactly?
Every single year
Me: I wonder whos in my class??!?!
*person walks in*
Me: OHHHHH HELLLL NOOOOOOOO
hiiddles:
no seriously Nigel Thornberry would be the best narrarator for Fifty Shades of Grey
“he’s going to touch me thARRAHAHAAAGHHH”
Watchshit-directioners-say:
healthinme:
the-impulsekids:
thatsnotwatyourmomsaid:
OH GOOD SWEET MOTHER OF GOD
IT’S BACK, IT’S BACK
I’VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS TO COME BACK FOR SO LONG OMFG
I dont even care if this doesn’t match my type of blog, I’m reblogging it! I love it so much ahahaha
praise jesus its back
I FEEL LIKE I’VE WAITED MY WHOLE LIFE TO SEE THIS AGAIN
...
puppyluver43:
I don’t like morning people or mornings or people
guy ripping my movie ticket: enjoy your movie
me: you too
July 2012
impalapie:
greaterandmoreterrible:
...
5 tags
olympic gymnast: jumps 20 feet in the air, defies all laws of physics, does 10 backflips, defeats voldemort, comes back down and lands perfectly on the balance beam while fireworks go off in the background
me: falls on face trying to put socks on
Friendly reminders to my future self:
band-of-thieves:
Never start off a sentence with “no offence”. If you feel the need to do so you should probably re-evaluate what you’re about to say.
Keep a sweater in your car. Weather is a funny thing.
“I’d kill myself” is not an appropriate way of saying “that would suck”. There are people who could be contemplating this very thought. Smarten up.
Go to bed earlier. Your body and mind will...
1 tag
Watchciara-loves-the-lady:
niggaga:
tyleroakley:
The full range of my many mating calls.
fadslfñkasdfafd so cute i can’t
the fuck is this a Pokemon or some shit
I am legit cackling right now.
goingguido:
“what college do you wanna go to???”
“what do you wanna be when you grow up???”
“how many kids are you gonna have??”
“do you have a boyfriend yet??”
“did you make any friends yet???”
“what are your grades like now????”
daeynerys:
sticler:
sassy-gay-dust:
omg what if we named animals after the sound they make like in pokemon
“take the bark for a walk”
“hey could you feed the meows”
“hey look at all those moos”
woah thats one big PPFKEJGKRTLYKTPLFPLPTLTPPLLF
man i’ve always wanted to go eeeeeeoOOOOWOOHGHOOABRRRRReeEOOOOOOK watching
When you rearrange the letters in the word...
sonata-of-the-soul:
troldemort:
Same goes for DESPERATION = A ROPE ENDS IT,
THE EYES = THEY SEE,
THE MORSE CODE = HERE COME DOTS,
DORMITORY = DIRTY ROOM,
SLOT MACHINES = CASH LOST IN ME,
ELECTION RESULTS = LIES - LET’S RECOUNT,
SNOOZE ALARMS = ALAS! NO MORE Z’S
THE EARTHQUAKES = THAT QUEER SHAKE,
ELEVEN PLUS TWO = TWELVE PLUS ONE
and
MOTHER-IN-LAW = WOMAN HITLER.
